There’s No Doubt About It…

Spring is in the air.

I can tell by the fresh coat of bright yellow pollen that I find on my car each morning.

April showers have brought May flowers. Which in turn have brought that thick layer of golden dust.

And you know what all that pollen means, right?

BEES

I hate them. Always have. They’re one of the few things that I have a completely irrational fear of. I’m not allergic, as far as I know anyway, and I’ve only ever been stung twice, but there is just something about those little flying a-holes that rubs me the wrong way.

Yet, in honor of the arrival of the beautiful spring weather, I’ve decided to put my fear and hatred aside (for 90 minutes anyway) and watch The Deadly Bees.

Maybe I’m subconsciously trying to confront the fear, in the vain hope that I won’t freak out every time a harmless honeybee tries to land on my ice cream sandwich this summer.

More likely, I just want to see some people get stung to death.

Either way, enjoy.